Tears are silently running down his porcelain face, pale and unmarred, hold the streaks of liquid that are racing to meet at his chin.
Really good zombie fanfic
Just My Chemical Romance. | via Facebook on We Heart It.
We’re funny, okay?
THIS IS EXCELLENT except I have to disagree with one point: Jane Austen wouldn’t be hella annoying on social media - she’d just be trolling all the time.
Hemingway would also have some major MRA backers probably. He wouldn’t be one (he’d just be a regular misogynistic bastard) but his followers would be harassing anyone who called it out.
Faulkner has no use for twitter and his blog posts are interminable.
Robert Frost’s Instagram tho.
And Poe and Lovecraft trying to outdo each other with Two-Sentence Horror Stories.
And Elizabeth Bishop, Emily Dickinson, and Sylvia Plath deliberately trolling MRAs.
And Polidori would tag “@DevilEnglishman” in every. Single. Post, trying to start a twitter war in the hopes of gaining followers.
*would love to see Whistler and Ruskin going at each other on Twitter*
simon monroe + text posts.
simon/kieren + text posts
watch in the flesh they said
it’s an amazing show they said
no queer baiting they said
fascinating female characters they said
cutest otp they said
i caved in (pun intended)
they were right
"You’re incredible, Kieren."
"No, I’m not. I’m just a person who didn’t want to do anymore harm. Don’t start getting all mystical on me, okay?"
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.